Mama Muppet

Cute things, curse words, sci fi, horror and snuggling.

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kotakucom:

This is how students at a South Korean school responded to the principal’s decision to ban cosplay during their graduation photo shoot.

It makes me proud my best friend is teaching in this fine community.

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jameshance:

When I was a kid, we’d play war (as most little boys did, by law), I could do machine gun noises (as most little boys could, by law) but I couldn’t make proper explosion noises - So my best friend, when he saw me launch invisible grenades, would wait for a few seconds and then do the explosion noise for me.

Best friends don’t let best friends throw silent grenades.

Good morning!!

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sobersexting:

being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

You can say no, though. There is no reason to fill your days with people that make you want to leave town. And yes, you will have to hang out with people you don’t like: Your crazy brother in law at Thanksgiving, or that asshat from your work at the seminar, but you will get through it, and go on to do things you do like. That’s part of being a grown up…. BUT, if you don’t want to hang out with someone, be kind and politely just say, “No.” Or if you still feel you need an excuse, tell them mamamuppet said no. :) Hugs!

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yessu:

there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure

Example: Any movie made for Lifetime or the Sci-fi channel.

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