Mama Muppet

Cute things, curse words, sci fi, horror and snuggling.

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I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

Notice she says “who” it was and not “what” it was.

Oh I just gotta snuggle my baby bear!

oh my god ok i cried 

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When I invite my married friend shopping and she says her husband won’t let her spend money

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and I’m just like…
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Strangely enough, when I’m out with dude friends—and they’re married or single—when I say the Wife won’t let me spend money, all of them are like, “Yeah, I hear ya.” And then end up walking around spending no money except like on a beer or a burger.  

Oh, hmmm. A marriage lived with respect, excellent communication and financial responsibility OR a supercilious shopping spree with a materialistic acquaintance?

Wow. I dunno.

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Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part I)

The St Louis County Council wasn’t as bad as Ferguson’s Council, but still very few answers and virtually no accountability from the folks who unleashed unholy hell on the residents of Ferguson, following Brown’s murder. #staywoke #farfromover

KEEP POSTING I NEED TO KNOW! DONT STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS. IT IS NOT OVER!

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