Mama Muppet

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how-to-save-a-life28:

Poem I wrote: Sticks and stones May break your bones But food will make you fat
Sugar, carbs Grains, and starches Of course you don’t want that
One bite of food And you’ll be screwed  Put down your fork and knife
Let Ana in And you’ll be thin She’ll steal your whole damn life

how-to-save-a-life28:

Poem I wrote:
Sticks and stones
May break your bones
But food will make you fat

Sugar, carbs
Grains, and starches
Of course you don’t want that

One bite of food
And you’ll be screwed
Put down your fork and knife

Let Ana in
And you’ll be thin
She’ll steal your whole damn life

(via iturielsanerd)

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We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.
Chuck PalahniukFight Club (via infamousgod)

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